Fortunate Fool

Despite the unfortunate consequences that all of this Chow Mein has had on my weight loss goals, Confucius seems to be saying that things are looking up for me. Always a fan of the fortune cookie, I've been pleasantly surprised by the latest mantras on those little slips of paper. A few days ago it was...

"You will find good fortune in love."

Always a bonus, I figure. Shortly thereafter, it was supplemented with..

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

Which came right along the time that things got exciting with my job at work. But despite how pleased I am with these two, nothing could quite throw me for a loop like the fortune that came in my cookie at P. F. Chang's tonight:

"Wearing green will bring you the luck of the Leprechauns."

What???