SexyBack and 1984

Raise your hand if you read George Orwell's 1984.

If your hands are still firmly set on your computer mouse and keyboard, the education system of America has completely failed you and you need to write to your congressman about this "No Child Left Behind" idea.

For the rest of yall, remember Big Brother and all the creepy methods the government in the novel used to control its citizens? Yeah...I'm not so much talking about that.

Let's switch gears for a second to our good ol' friend Justin Timberlake. Those of you who visit my myspace have heard his single, "SexyBack," while perusing my wall posts. It is my new anthem. (If you're questioning my integrity, perhaps I shall soon revisit a post from my archives about why Christian women need to be sexy)

Now here is the cool part where I tie the two together: Think Big Bro's "doublethink." Think "FurtureSex" and "LoveSounds." If George and Justin can invent combo-words, then I believe that I have every RightResponsibility to do so as well. I'll just add them to my spell-check dictionary to make them legit.

Doublethink that.