Brian: "Dude...I'm so buff, my elbows don't touch."
Denny: “It’s like my head it stuck between a rock and a hard place. Except it’s just two rocks.
Denny: “Why do you carry a Bible around? I mean I would understand if it was Harry Potter…”
Denny: [discussing his theory on making good grades] "The difference between an A and a B is a present."
[discussing wedding registries]
Me: “I got
Denny: “Dominoes? Who plays dominoes? I’d just play cards.”
Me: “Well then when you get married I’ll buy you a stack of cards.”
Denny: [offended, indignant] “Cards? Geez…I’d buy you an expensive bottle of wine!”
Lillian: [to Matt]: “Teacher, I don’t get you sometimes.”
Sonia Teacher: “Oh Denny, I’m only joking…”
Denny: “Well you aren’t funny. If you’re going to tell a joke, it should at least be funny.”
Denny: “Those librarians are sneaky!”
Meredith Teacher assigns fierce homework load involving a Roald Dahl story…
Shawn: “Aww….teacher I hate you…”
Meredith: “I’m ok with that.” [Walks out.]
Esther: “I am an athlete-student. And not the other way around.”
ESL student: “I don’t like Fall too because it’s gets cold and there are a lot of rain and my mom and I promised that I will do all the dishes for one week in the Fall and that’s why I don’t like…Fall.”
Sonia Teacher: “Viscous – do you know what that means?”
Esther: “Strait.”
Sonia: “No”
Esther: “Not kinky?”
Sonia: “Uh…no…”
Esther: “It sounds like it would be something dangerous. Like vicious.”
Matt Teacher: “[Meredith Teacher] already has a man. And he’s quite a man. The word ‘hunk’ comes to mind.”
...this involved me blushing and leaving the room.
Denny: “Oh gosh! I don’t want to watch white people dance!”
John: “When I was putting the sugar in my tea I fell asleep again and my hand fell in my tea and stayed there for a while…”
Sean: “I feel your pain. Actually, no I don’t. I’m just saying it ‘cause it sounds cool.”
Shawn: Are you a couple?
Meredith: Do you mean…am I in a couple? Or part of a couple…?
Shawn: Right.
Meredith: Yes.
Shawn: Aww – you have a boyfriend! That’s cute. What does he look like?
Julie: “I saw him! He’s tall.”
Shawn: “Is he ripped?”
Edward: “Is he white?”
Julie: “…and he’s blonde.”
Sean: “Does he have a tattoo of your face on his shoulder?!?”
...um, no. Thankfully.
Dennis: [learning that I’m leaving in a week] “We should start a boycott! …Or have a party. Your choice.”
Sean: [handing me a bar of soap] “Matt Teacher told me to give you this and tell you that I don’t know why it was in my pocket and it’s distracting the class.”
Esther: [regarding my leaving] “This is horrible. I’m gonna go home and freaking weep!”
Esther: “You don’t need one man. You could have a team!”
...that was a fun one to respond to.
Eunice: “Are you really leaving?”
Me: “Yes…weird huh?”
Eunice: “Why?”
- I explain -
Eunice: [not satisfied] “Teacher…is it really because you’re getting married…?”
...she wasn't the only one who thought that the only reason I could possibly leave Prep
was if I were getting married.
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