Christian One-Liners

Got these in an email from my mom. Some are a smidge sacrilegious, some quite amusing. We have such a strange and funny culture...

"Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers."

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

...for our sanctification, for establishing an ordered creation, to teach us patience, etc, etc.

"Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever."

"Quit griping about your church. If it was perfect, you couldn't belong"

...we should really use the word "gripe" more often. I find it a rather fittingly negative term.

"If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has."

"Some minds are like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set."

"Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em."

...rather, He does all the work, and you show up dressed in fishing gear with your net.

"Forbidden fruits create many jams."

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!
-courtesy of Monzie Pasos