I have been psychoanalyzed...

Here are some of the highlights:

"ESFJs are generous entertainers." (wait...what does this mean? Are we talking stage, movies, burlesque, C-list stripper?)

"ESFJs are easily wounded. And when wounded, their emotions will not be contained. They by nature 'wear their hearts on their sleeves,' often exuding warmth and bonhomie, but not infrequently boiling over with the vexation of their souls." (Dramatic much?)

"Their sense of right and wrong wrestles with an overwhelming rescuing, 'mothering' drive." (Ahh the South..)

"An ESFJ at odds with self is a remarkable sight. When a decision must be made, especially one involving the risk of conflict (abhorrent to ESFJs), there ensues an in-house wrestling match between the aforementioned black-and-white Values and the Nemesis of Discord." (yes...like a super-hero, I have nemesises...nemesi...nemesus...whatever)

"As caretakers, ESFJs sense danger all around...The world is a dangerous place, not to be trusted. Not that the ESFJ is paranoid...And thus they serve excellently as protectors, outstanding in fields such as medical care and elementary education." (Ironic that my name means Protector of the Sea? I think not.)

And according to this all knowing profile, some famous people that are also ESFJs include:
Desi Arnaz
Mary Tyler Moore
Sally Field
Nancy Kerrigan
Monica (from Friends)
Donald Duck
Rabbit (from Winnie the Pooh)

Yeah...interesting company...

There really are no words. I'm weird.